Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane.

James Hauenstein
Women. You have to love them the way they are...
Women. You have to love them the way they are...
Women. You have to love them the way they are...
Women. You have to love them the way they are...
About This Quote

This quote from comedian Lily Tomlin is a man's perspective on the quirks of women. Women are funny because they're unpredictable, and men can never understand exactly what they want or need because they're always doing something unexpected. If a woman wants you to take out the trash, she may want you to do it now. If she wants you to stop talking about her weight, she'll be offended if you bring up the topic at the dinner table. Men may not know exactly what they want, but they can figure it out eventually.

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